- Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.
- After Little Johnnys first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, “I think I broke his gambling”. The father asked how and she said, “He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.”
- “DAMN!” said the father. “Whats wrong?”, the teacher asked. Little Johnnys father said, “This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teachers butt before the day was over!”
