15 RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

 

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              *RULE 1*

 The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

          *RULE 2*

The owner of the ball decides who plays.

       *RULE 3*

The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of play in order to play the next game.

        *RULE 4*

When the owner of the ball got annoyed, it’s game over.

         *RULE 5*

 When you hit your toes against a stone and you noticed blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.

      *RULE 6*

You can’t dribble the owner of the ball too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

           *RULE 7*

 No offsides and there was no referee.

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             *RULE 8*

There is foul only if you fell and plenty of dust arise.

                 *RULE 9*

The owner of the ball is always mean and no one should comment about it or else game over.

                *RULE 10*

 The two best players can not play in the same team, so they challenge themselves and pick others.

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               *RULE 11*

 If you are chosen last it means you are not good and you will remain in defense.

             *RULE 12*

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The best player is always in the same team with the owner of the ball.

         *RULE 13*      

To distinguish the two teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts.

                 *RULE 14*  

There is always a house which when the ball fell in there, we knew game is over. So be careful!!

                 *RULE 15*  

 Game will only be over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball.

*Then, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment by our parents.*

Chai I really enjoyed my childhood oooo. If you are not one of

us as described  above, then you belong to another generation ooo!

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