adminWritten by Annoy woman When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes My husband was a big drunkard. Each time I was called to pick him up in bars and terraces. My family and friends wanted me to leave him. But I loved him and was hopeful…
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Who do you like more, mum or dad?
Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad? Son : Both Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go to? Son : Dubai Dad : That shows u love your mum more? Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than…
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL
Wife: which teams are playing. Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that’s a good team… Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams… Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain… Wife :okay but they look the same…what’s that…
My Trick Worked on My Wife
My wife went to bed very early yesterday night because I didn’t allow her to attend her club’s half of the year party. After finishing a bottle of big stout, I decided to join her. When I touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her again, she hissed and jumped out of the…
Who Owns the Sand?
*A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.* *So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* *The juju man performed…
Copy Copy
School exam……… U will copy Assignment………. U will copy Common entrance……. U copy Junior waec……. U copy Senior waec……. U copy Jamb………………. U copy Life style…………. U copy Facebook………….U copy Whatsap……….you copy and paste . … Am correcting you and you are still planning to copy and paste this one.. what do you even want…
How a Hunter Killed a Lion with an Umbrella
#Laugh_Out_Loud Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carries a Gun wherever he goes. One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A…
NAIJA WIVES DISCUSSING THEIR SEX LIFE IN THE SALON.
NAIJA WIVES DISCUSSING THEIR SEX LIFE IN THE SALON….. Modupe : I notice that when I go down on my husband and suck his dick, the balls are always cold.* Agnes : My husband’s balls are cold too, when I suck his dick.* Adenrele was shocked and shouted at them: How can you both do…
Riddle of Sucking and Dumping
You pick me up, you remove my cloth and suck me. You suck me and suck me, you suck my juice until it’s dry and throw me away like a piece of rubbish… Stop thinking so far and wild, it’s just an orange. You all have bad minds
How I Stopped Dating School Girls
This is how I stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my…
When Sum of Which becomes Son of Bitch
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.” His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” The little boy answered, “Im doing my math homework.” “And…
Little Johnny Missed the Watch
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. “No,” said…
Little Johnny, the Cunny Gambler
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnnys first day at his new school his father called the…
Difference between an American Facebook Post and a Nigerian Facebook Post.
Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nigerian Facebook Post. AMERICAN POST: Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do? COMMENTS: James Silva : I…
The Guy and the Girl
GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine . Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry. . Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers always score. . Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one then. . Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has scored in 2 champions league finals. .…
No Gift No Food
I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written *1 . bride relatives* *2. Groom relatives* I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors *1 . ladies* *2. men* I went through the one for men only to find two more doors *1 .…
