Category Archives: Jokes

My Trick Worked on My Wife

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My wife went to bed very early yesterday night because I didn’t allow her to attend her club’s half of the year party. After finishing a bottle of big stout, I decided to join her. When I touched her, she pushed my hand away. I touched her again, she hissed and jumped out of the…

Who Owns the Sand?

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*A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.*   *So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.*   *The juju man performed…

Copy Copy

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School exam……… U will copy Assignment………. U will copy Common entrance……. U copy Junior waec……. U copy Senior waec……. U copy Jamb………………. U copy Life style…………. U copy Facebook………….U copy Whatsap……….you copy and paste . … Am correcting you and you are still planning to copy and paste this one..  what do you even want…

Little Johnny Missed the Watch

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While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. “No,” said…

Little Johnny, the Cunny Gambler

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Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler.   She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.   After Little Johnnys first day at his new school his father called the…

The Guy and the Girl

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GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine . Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry. . Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers always score. . Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one then. . Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has scored in 2 champions league finals. .…

No Gift No Food

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I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written *1 . bride relatives* *2. Groom relatives* I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors *1 . ladies* *2. men* I went through the one for men only to find two more doors *1 .…