*DEFINITION OF WAHALA* Your battery Is 1% and you see your boss at work upload pictures of him and his family on Facebook. You want to impress him, so you quickly comment *’Cool pics’*, but auto correct changes It to *”Cool Pigs”* and your battery runs out. See ehnn, don’t just bother explaining yourself. Just …
*Couldn’t stop laughing* _FEEL THIS JOKE!_ “` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of …
BREAKING!!! Man sees dead wife with another man in Ibadan One Fisayo Saka from Oyo State caused a lot of traffic today at Challenge Road. Mr Fisayo said he came into Ibadan yesterday for an Interview at a nearby Hospital and decided to move around to see how Ibadan looks like. He was walking around …
*++ WOMEN AND MONEY!* *WIFE:* Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? *HUSBAND:* Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work *WIFE:* Blood of Jesus! What happened? *HUSBAND:* There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died! *WIFE:* What a pity! Darling I …
*The Glasgow Brothel* The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties. “May I help you sir?” she asked. “I want to see Valerie,” the man replied. “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the …
*A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.* *So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* *The juju man performed …
TRIBUTE TO A LIVING ICON (GARRI) MY BEST FOOD EVER *Dear Garri*, I have always wanted to write this to you because you’ve been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way. G = Giver of Energy.* A = Attitude changer (from bad mood to …
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YOU WILL PAY ME IF YOU LAUGH A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks. She asks angel: What are these for? Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves. The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose …
Eat this 1. Please, if You are the one that gave me food to eat in my dream last night please reduce the pepper this night. Thank you. 2. To regain your virginity Dial *#246*How many times u have done it# Example: *246*1,000,000# 3. When U are in love, Wonders happen. Bt once U get …
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. “No,” said …
Below is what transpired between a friend his wife yesterday in celebrating International Women’s Day. *HUSBAND* : Honey take this ATM Card, withdraw ₦150,000.00 for our feeding, withdraw another ₦70,000.00 as gift to buy anything you like for women’s day…. *WIFE* : Wow Thanks my Sweet hubby, but what about the ₦1,500 you owe me, …
A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuffs that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying ooo am shocked ooo *You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from …
@YODE* *RULE 1* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper. *RULE 2* The owner of the ball decides who plays. *RULE 3* The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of …
My husband was a drunkard…..every time I was called to go and take him out of the gutters he fell into drunk. Sometimes I found him in a coma. My family asked me to leave him but I didn’t want because I was hoping he will change. At a point, I got tired and I …
Girl: come straight down the main road and stop at the flat on your left side. At the first floor, there is an elevator, get in and press button 10 with your elbow. When you arrive at room 10, press the bell (button) with your elbow and i will come and open. Boyfriend: Ok, But …
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnnys first day at his new school his father called the …
