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Who Owns the Sand?

*A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.*   *So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.*   *The juju man performed …

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Feed me in my dreams

Eat this 1. Please, if You are the one that gave me food to eat in my dream last night please reduce the pepper this night. Thank you. 2. To regain your virginity Dial *#246*How many times u have done it# Example: *246*1,000,000# 3. When U are in love, Wonders happen. Bt once U get …

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Little Johnny Missed the Watch

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says “Nope.” “You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. “No,” said …

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Women's Mentally about Money

Below is what transpired between a friend his wife yesterday in celebrating International Women’s Day. *HUSBAND* : Honey take this ATM Card, withdraw ₦150,000.00 for our feeding, withdraw another ₦70,000.00 as gift to buy anything you like for women’s day….  *WIFE* : Wow Thanks my Sweet hubby, but what about the ₦1,500 you owe me, …

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