- GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
Girl: You never give up do you?
Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
Anything is possible with Football
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