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      1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

      2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864)

      3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Macauley (1872)

      4). Drinking Garri doesn’t mean u’re poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893)

      5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899)

      6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of death – Williams Shakespeare (1900)

      7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria – Lord Lugard (1904)

      8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry – Dr Nnamdi
      Azikiwe (1947)

      9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973)

      10). No matter how hot your temper is it cannot cook yam – Prof Jega (2015)

      11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly – Donald Trump (2016).

      And he who reads and does not share this is naturally stingy…_Williams Shakespeare

      😀😀😂🤣😅😀!

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