*++ WOMEN AND MONEY!*
*WIFE:* Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
*HUSBAND:* Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work
*WIFE:* Blood of Jesus! What happened?
*HUSBAND:* There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!
*WIFE:* What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear?
*HUSBAND:* Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
*WIFE:* Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?
*HUSBAND:* My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.
*WIFE:* What?!!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you didn’t do well ooo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?