I can’t stop laughing
BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT HAVE A NICE SLEEP?
WIFE: YOU SMELL LIKE WOMAN’S PERFUME. WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
HUSBAND: FROM THE WOMAN I WAS SQUEEZED WITH IN A TAXI.
WIFE: WHAT ABOUT THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR MOUTH?
HUSBAND: Â OH THAT ONE? I GOT IT FROM SANDRA WHO I WAS CONGRATULATING FOR PASSING HER EXAMS.
WIFE: WHAT ABOUT THE USED CONDOMS IN YOUR POCKET?
HUSBAND: HEY LEAVE ME ALONE DON’T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS. I WANT TO SLEEP!!
WIFE: (CRYING) THIS IS NOT FAIR BECAUSE WHEN I USE THEM I DON’T BRING THEM HOME.
HUSBAND: (WAKING UP ANGRILY). WHAT DID YOU SAY?
WIFE: LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT TO SLEEP.
THE QUESTION NOW IS:
WHO WILL NOT SLEEP?? HUSBAND OR WIFE?