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BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT HAVE A NICE SLEEP?

WIFE: YOU SMELL LIKE WOMAN’S PERFUME. WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

HUSBAND: FROM THE WOMAN I WAS SQUEEZED WITH IN A TAXI.

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR MOUTH?

HUSBAND: ย OH THAT ONE? I GOT IT FROM SANDRA WHO I WAS CONGRATULATING FOR PASSING HER EXAMS.

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT THE USED CONDOMS IN YOUR POCKET?

HUSBAND: HEY LEAVE ME ALONE DON’T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS. I WANT TO SLEEP!!

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WIFE: (CRYING) THIS IS NOT FAIR BECAUSE WHEN I USE THEM I DON’T BRING THEM HOME.

HUSBAND: (WAKING UP ANGRILY). WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WIFE: LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT TO SLEEP.

THE QUESTION NOW IS:

WHO WILL NOT SLEEP?? HUSBAND OR WIFE?

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