Only Onions Can Make You Cry?

A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuffs that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying ooo am shocked ooo      

 *You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.* **

 I fainted 5 times 2day when I Overheard One Ekiti Girl who said ”Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.”

Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ”SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you”.

My dear shift let me faint again.

I hate It When Somebody tell a girl

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“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”

I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The “Cook Look??? “

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That disgusting moment when you are kissing your partner and you notice some rice particles

in his/her mouth��

And you asked

“Honey Did You Just Finished Eating??”

and your partner says

“No dear..I just finished vomiting”.

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Fada laud, I’m ready now.

Take My Soul.!!!

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Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Call After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings

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I met a girl and asked her “what’s your name?” and she told me “LA CASERA”

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Please what should i tell her my name is??

A man returns a book to the library,

banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”

The Librarian looks up and responds,

“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?”

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