1) When you say, “Mummy, I’m Sorry!” And
she replies, “Sorry for yourself!”.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my
3) When she brings food wrapped in a
nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ”Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you, “Why won’t you have
fever when you press phone every night”.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that
took first has two heads abi?”.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with
her and then she slept off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.
8) When you tell her you are going to a
friend’s place to play and she asks, ”When
last did that friend come here to play with
9) When she asks you if the food she served
you is enough, and you reply no, and she
says, come and eat me na.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you
will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper.
12) When she tells you, ”I didn’t kill my
mother, so you will not kill me”.
13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs
to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money
you borrowed her and she tells you, “All the
food you have been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used
in buying them?”..
if you love ur mom, why not take a few seconds to type
I LOVE YOU MUM, if she is dead, type RIP MUM