I cannot forget my mummy

1) When you say, “Mummy, I’m Sorry!” And

she replies, “Sorry for yourself!”.

2) When you ask her where you should drop


something and she says, “Drop it on my


3) When she brings food wrapped in a

nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ”Mummy, I have fever.”

And she replies you, “Why won’t you have

fever when you press phone every night”.

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my

class.” and she replies, “So the person that


took first has two heads abi?”.

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,

just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with

her and then she slept off and still doesn’t

want you to change the channel.


8) When you tell her you are going to a

friend’s place to play and she asks, ”When

last did that friend come here to play with


9) When she asks you if the food she served

you is enough, and you reply no, and she


says, come and eat me na.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you

will hear Ween.


11) When she touches hot pot comfortably

without a cloth or paper.

12) When she tells you, ”I didn’t kill my


mother, so you will not kill me”.

13) When she calls you from your room

upstairs and then sends you back upstairs


to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money

you borrowed her and she tells you, “All the

food you have been eating in the house

nko? Which money did you think was used

in buying them?”..

if you love ur mom, why not take a few seconds to type

I LOVE YOU MUM, if she is dead, type RIP MUM


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