Have you laughed today?
Oya laugh small,
*10 KINDS OF PEOPLE TO AVOID*
*1. People who warm yesterday’s indomie. They* *don’t forgive easily*
*2. People who dip bread in tea. They’ll put you in trouble*
*3. People who eat cucumber and don’t throw up. They are* *mostly heartless >>*
*4. People who warm pap. Come on! These ones don’t*
*let go of things easily*
*5. Those that convert their remaining stew to make* *emergency jollof. These ones are not loyal and will* *betray you*
*6. People who parboil Eba. Ritualism.*
*7. People who drink garri holding groundnut or dry fish* *on one hand. These ones are afraid of the future.*
*8. People who use fork to eat rice instead of spoon. They* *like unnecessary suffering.*
*9. People who hate beans. They cannot recognize* *greatness even if stares them in the eye*
*10. People who uses like five big onions inside food and* *cut it big big like meat.* *They’ll cut your destiny short*
*We wey normal for this country no reach ten I swear.*
Happy weekend fans
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