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WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL

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  • Post last modified:December 31, 2022
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Wife: which teams are playing.

Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United

Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..

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Husband: that’s a good team…

Wife: is Drogba playing?

Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams…

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Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?

Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain‍…

Wife :okay but they look the same…what’s that yellow card for.

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Husband: its a warning to the player…

After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United….

Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?

Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United…!!

Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!

Husband: [silent]

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Wife: what is that red card for?

Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.

Wife: then is he going to be a coach‍?

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Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…

Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=danger.

Husband: exactly darling…

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Wife :what about the green card?

Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play….

Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…

Husband: [silent]

Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?

Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach ….Arsene Wenger.

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Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is Manchester Wenger?

Husband: [changes the channel to Zee World]

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